Republican strategists, conservatives and other assorted morons, now finished finalizing plans for their early election-night defeat party, are looking towards the future, and they have a litmus test for who the “real Americans,” and “real conservatives,” are, one that doesn’t even tangentialy involve Joe the Plumber.
Having pretty much conceded defeat in the 2008 Black Presidential Election, conservatives will now turn their sights on cannibalizing what’s left of their party by excommunicating anybody who questioned the wisdom adding VP Pitbull McPsychobitch to the their ticket. It’s all set to be good old-fashioned witch hunt, except with KKK robes not pilgrim hats.
If this is true, then we here on 48th Street can honestly deduce that a post-election Republican Party will be comprised of just a fat pill-popping Cracker, Michele Bachmann and a porn star.
We report, you decide here:
